And the best Throw some D’s [youtube] remix award goes to Soulja Boy!*
Soulja Boy – Report Card
The rest of the album? Decent. The first mistake was putting “Sidekick”–whose lyrics made me laugh in the wrong way–after “Crank That”. The second is “Soulja Girl”, the ridiculous slow-jam track. Hideous, but someone must like it since they put out a video [youtube].
“Crank That” is of course the highlight. “Report Card” makes me laugh–the right way–so I give it thumbs up. “Yahhh!” also goes with the humor for the win.
Most of the rest is bounce with Soulja’s (I’m on a first name basis) mediocre lyrics about booties and money. Although these are two of my favorite things, hearing other people go on about them just makes me jealous. (Though speaking of booties I might have to get Casey a pair of these hot numbers).
Finally “Don’t Get Mad” is the slow introspective closer. The beat switches to a fake kick and some high synthy strings and Soulja Boy slows down and doesn’t rap about money & strippers. Towards the end a bunch of little kids come on the track to tell us how much they love Soulja Boy. It’s not a great song but it’s a good closer. +1
* Runner up goes to Kanye, mostly for the Lohan/Spears line and the video [youtube].